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If you don't like michael jackson and babies then you are unamerican. If you don't like spaghettios then you are unamerican. if you don't like bruce springsteen then you are unamerican. If you dont like talking about yourself you are unamerican. if you enjoy talking about the greater scheme of things in the context of the world then you are immediately banned. If you like a succession of events in which conflict is resolved in 22 minutes then you are definately american. If you enjoy ovaltine then you are old.