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If you don't like michael jackson and babies then you are unamerican. If you don't like spaghettios then you are unamerican. if you don't like bruce springsteen then you are unamerican. If you dont like talking about yourself you are unamerican. if you enjoy talking about the greater scheme of things in the context of the world then you are immediately banned. If you like a succession of events in which conflict is resolved in 22 minutes then you are definately american. If you enjoy ovaltine then you are old.

seriously...

terrorists aren't the problem, you are.

dearly beloved. we are gathered here today. to talk about a thing called life. Clarissa explained it all in the 90s, but we must reiterate: America doesn't like you, especially if you are different, but really it doesn't matter what you do. It matters how much you spend, and how much time you spend spending. Money talks. Actually only American currency talks. But you can't hear it unless, you are the chosen few. how do you get there? If you have to ask, you're thinking to much. we ban you!